January 29, 2011

Chicken Fish What?

I’m a true-blue-born-and-bred Malaysian and I didn’t know the existence of Chicken Fish until a friend mentioned it in passing! Talk about being a Katak Bawah Tempurung (a local saying to mean someone who has never been out of his comfort zone).

It was on a night out for dinner with friends that I discovered this so-called Chicken Fish, which some foreigners said is a Malaysian treat. Really? Or did some smart a#@$ Malaysian coin the name because I believe there’s no such fish.

These aren't chicken but they sure do taste like one.
Somehow, I got lucky that night because the stall we ordered dinner from was just opposite to a fresh fish stall. And so my friend checked out the fish stall and hey presto – there were some fresh “Chicken Fish” at the counter.

So my friend dragged me to the stall and I started inspecting the fish they called a chicken. Just like any other fish, this one also comes in varying sizes. It looks like White Pomfret, only longer and smaller in width. And it doesn’t have as much meat as the pomfret.

I forgot how much the fish cost but it isn’t any more expensive than a medium sized Black Pomfret. In-fact if I remember well it does cost cheaper than the Black Pomfret.

The guy managing the fish stall seemed fascinated with my fascination over the fish. I can almost hear him thinking aloud under his put-on smile: Stupid perempuan, Chicken Fish pun tak tahu (Stupid woman, doesn’t even know what’s Chicken Fish).
The grilled Chicken Fish served with sauce didn't get me wanting more.
My friend suggested we try the fish, just to prove to me the reason for the name. He picked up a medium-sized piece and got the cook to grill it. In just a few minutes the Chicken Fish arrived looking nice and juicy and with several small bowls filled with some kind of chilli sauce.

We tackled the fish as soon as it got to the table and it was wiped clean off the plate in just a few minutes. And I got the answer as to why it’s called a Chicken Fish. The fish tastes like chicken. But why eat fish that tastes like chicken!!!??? It’s like a vegetarian not wanting to eat meat but enjoy vegetarian meat dishes. I don’t get it.

So my conclusion is if I were to eat fish than the fish will have to taste like fish and not any other kinds of meat. So Chicken Fish is out for me. But please, if anyone knows what is the real name of Chicken Fish or from which fish family it is, do leave me a note. I’ve researched online and I can’t find an answer.

Quote for Day 28

Image: Tibetan Temples in Nepal by SEASTON

"Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." - Kahlil Gibran

January 28, 2011

Marriages of convenience

I'm not that traditional that I support the old fashioned view of marriage, but I am reasonable enough to appreciate that marriage is an institution and that the values of the institution are commitment, love, and true relationship.

Before you ask, yes I am married, and have been for several years. It may be my second marriage, but just because the first didn't work out doesn't devalue it in any way.

What I'm bitching about today is not genuine marriages, but a growing trend amongst people the world over; marriages of convenience.


Clipart: Chalice and Ring-JOHNNY AUTOMATIC

I have several friends and former friends who fall into this category; getting married in order to stay in a country, or to take advantage of special options available for them.

To me, this disrespects the notion of marriage. It is fraud. Get married for the right reasons, not the convenience of it!

Quote for Day 27

 Cliparts: FAVOR & LIFTARN
A new year begins, a lesson learned - A woman

January 27, 2011

Make Our Day

NewsFlashMedia are animal lovers and we do not support the insanity projected by animal abusers. Our illustration accompanying The Daily Bitch today speaks the hate we feel for these abusers. If investigations proved the culprit is guilty of the crime than the law needs to be enforced as well as reviewed so that would-be offenders would think twice before they can even commit such acts ever again.

To the Bitch, hope you like our illustration.

Animal Abusers Earth's Scum

The last few days I have been viewing / reading about the despicable person on YouTube hurting the poor defenceless animal.

Despite being a big bitch, I am an animal lover, and rather than bitching today about something that irritates me, I'd like to suggest an alternate world for animal abusers ... so bear with me.

Animal abusers, along with child abusers, are the scum of the earth.

I'd love to see a world where these people are dominated by extremely large cats and dogs, where the cat uses his/her claws to play with the person much like a kitten plays with a ball of string. Not too harsh, but just enough to scratch and put the fear of life into them.

Cliparts: Dog (ARTFAVOR).Turd (DOOFI).Man (ROMANOV)
http://www.openclipart.org/

I would love to see them being chased through the jungle with a giant pack of dogs on their tail, gnarling teeth ready to teach them a new one.

People who mistreat animals don't deserve to be treated as humans.

I seriously hope that they suffer a fate worse than the animals they abuse.

My First Words In Istanbul

Story by kampunghouse

This article is part of a series of recollections of Istanbul, more of which can be found on the writer's website www.kampunghouse.wordpress.com

After the long flight straddling three continents from Melbourne to Istanbul via Singapore, I finally touched down at Ataturk International Airport.
The Ataturk International Airport.
surf2istanbul.com 
 During those final minutes before landing, I gazed excitedly at the window to catch a glimpse of Istanbul, and I remember experiencing an awkward feeling - was it disappointment? Shock? Confusion? - as I saw row upon row of apartment buildings painted in weird colours like garish pink and lime green.

What was I expecting, a thousand year old mosque? A grand Ottoman palace? A huge banner saying Welcome to Istanbul?

I wasn’t quite sure, but I knew one thing – I can’t wait to get my bum off the plane!

I made my way into the Foreigners queue at Customs – the nationality-based segregation always makes me feel unwelcome.

I was about to ponder and feel sorry for illegal immigrants in my home country Malaysia when all of a sudden I heard a commotion from behind me.

A portly woman in traditional Central Asian clothing, maybe a Kazakh, Azerbaijani, Kyrgyz, or none of the above for all I know, started cutting lines, deliberately oblivious to the people and protests next to her.

I hate queue jumpers with a passion, so when she reached right behind me I turned around and in the most menacing, threatening voice I could muster I said to her (and all those around me with similar intentions): No One. Is Cutting. MY. Line.

She stopped dead on her tracks with a look of bewilderment and shame. I recovered from my Mafia moment, tried to hide a self-satisfied smile, turned around and waited for my turn to get my passport stamped.

I had dreamt of visiting Istanbul for 13 years, and THOSE were my first words here.

Quote for Day 26

 

Embrace the World-JONATA

January 26, 2011

Whose Right of Way?

I always thought I knew the answer to the question, “Who are roads for?” But after living here for five years I have begun to think that all of my life experiences and common sense has been thrown out the window.

I used to think that roads were for cars, but I soon learnt that this may not be the case. So, I ask again, who should the roads be for? Answer - Motorists.

No, I’m not complaining about those pesky little speed-bumps called motorcyclists, or trucks and tractors that slowly went their way through streets far too small for them to drive on. But I am certainly bitching about inconsiderate pedestrians who seem to have a death wish. And those damn mamak stallholders who feel that car-parks are better filled with their tables than with cars. Frustrating!

Let’s start with the pedestrians. There’s this really cool thing called a zebra crossing. You see them in interesting places; places the "powers that be" thought would help us "foot traffic people" to cross safely.

What shocks me, and obviously irritates me, is the number of people walking aimlessly across the road, along the road, with complete disregard for their own safety, and complete lack of respect for drivers who are the legitimate road users.

I get incredibly frustrated with the number of people who simply put out their hand and cross the road as you're driving down it, fully expecting you to stop for them because their crossing the road at the wrong place far exceeds our right as legitimate road users to use the road.

I mean seriously, what is with this "hand" thing anyway? Do you know how hard it is to stop a fast moving heavy metal object at short notice because some idiot doesn't have the foresight to think and wait until the road is clear? Stopping a car at even 40km per hour is not easy; with inconsiderate people darting out in front of you it becomes a minefield.

It is time for road users to claim back the road. Yes people, drivers pay road tax, so we get priority. Sure, walk on the road, but don't think you have more right to it than cars, trucks, motorcycles, and the occasional tractor.

Not far from my office I regularly see hoards of miscreants strolling along the road as if it is a footpath. Oh, by the way, there actually IS a footpath, just the road seems more fun to them.

They seem oblivious to the fact that cars want to drive on it -- hey, it's not as though we can drive on the footpath. But what strikes me as even more irritating, they walk so slowly. It's not Sunday Church people, hurry up the pace and stop causing disruption.

I'm not saying don't use the road, I mean, if you think the tarmac is better for your sports shoes on the road, by all means, but please, have some courtesy. Make way for cars. Don't stroll along as if you don't know the cars are there. You're not chickens in the countryside. Get with the game and start being considerate to others.

I'm sure I've just made a few enemies there, but let me continue and diverge.

Along similar lines, car-parks. Are these for cars? I hate to say I think they are not. Car-parking in Malaysia is a fascinating experience. “Let’s double park and block people for half an hour” seems to be the common theme. Do you accept this? Time is money, and people seem to be very happy to waste other people’s time just so they can park those few inches closer to wherever they are going to.

My pet peeves lately are car-parks and tables. Car-parks are for cars, yet come mid afternoon, crazy little guys start putting out tables every time a car vacates its space. I wouldn’t mind so much if there were lots of spaces, but in most cases it is where there is already limited car-parks.

There’s nothing worse than coming back to your car and finding it surrounded by tables full of people eating, drinking, smoking sheesha and people leaning on your car, not even leaving enough space to open your door. This is just rude.

I love the concept of alfresco dining, eating under the stars (sometimes to the perils of changeable weather), but I don't enjoy sucking up car fumes and the constant threat that a car may accidently (on purpose) back into me and wipe me or my dinner out.

It’s time for some basic courtesy people. Let the roads be used by motorists, and stop putting drivers in dangerous situations from poor actions or lack of consideration.

I know I can't change the world, and I know many of you will think I'm crazy for complaining, but what the heck, I'm entitled to my opinion, and I will leave you with one thought: in many countries overseas, if a pedestrian walks in front of a car and gets knocked down, the pedestrian gets hurt, the driver claims for damage from the pedestrian, and the pedestrian is most likely fined for dangerous behaviour.

Would you survive elsewhere?

Quote for Day 25



Whipping and abuse are like laudanum: you have to double the dose as the sensibilities decline - Harriet Elizabeth Beecher Stowe

Save The Dog Punish The Abusers

Report by M.Ismail

I was going to start the day on a happy note, only to come face to face with a heart-rending news on FaceBook (FB) – DOG ABUSER! the post on the wall says. Within minutes I was reading link after link, remarks after remarks that came from all over the world “knocking” the abusers left and right at their deranged behaviour.
Not the kind of early morning greeting we need to face for the rest of our lives!
An FB friend of mine messaged me: 26 January at 15:06 … they wanted the poodle to stand on its hind legs and when he didn't the guy abused the dog. It all started with a YouTube video that was posted I believe 2 days ago....I didnt hv the heart to watch the video.
The abuser commanding the poodle to stand on its hind legs.
I did, the full 15-minute version and it is horrific http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWRtZM2fbAc. My conclusion is only a demented fool, an abuser, and a person of aggressive nature would do what the guy on the video did to the brown Toy Poodle identified as Sushi.
The letter by SPCA Singapore featured on TheStarOnline's Citizen's Blog.
The abuse, which was recorded and stored in a thumb-drive, got into the hands of someone who found the thumb-drive in Suria KLCC in Malaysia. Report featured here:
SPCA Spore http://blog.thestar.com.my/permalink.asp?id=34060 .

This person then uploaded the video clip to her profile page on FB - The Malaysian Insider http://themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/dog-abuse-video-triggers-online-search-for-culprits. From then on news of the abuse spread like wildfire (Read - http://news.malaysia.msn.com/regional/article.aspx?cp-documentid=4602272

What’s very obvious is EVERYONE wants a piece of the abuser and the accomplice recording the entire incident. See http://www.petitiononline.com/SOSSushi/petition.html which carries almost 9000 signatures.

To:  Malaysia Animal Rights TO: Malaysian National Animal Welfare Foundation

Petition Against Malaysian Dog Abuser toward SUSHI the Brown Toy Poodle and the unknown name Shih Tzu.

We would like to gather support and bring this matter to the authority of Malaysia to take action on the Dog Abuser (ALAN) and the Videographer (DOREEN LOO) who were found abusing their Toy Poodle in a video footage found in a Pen Drive.The video showed 15min footage of the poodle named, Sushi was toasted, punched, throw on wall and beaten.

We, the undersigned, do not believe Doreen Lee(The videographe and the owner of Sushi) and Alan (The Abuser), could ever be trusted to be a loving, caring, and responsible pet owner. they should never be allowed to own any pets of any kind. We want a fair justice to be serve on such abusive pet owner to prevent next Animal Abuse incident to happen.

Animal have their rights. We hope with this CASE, Animal Rights awareness will be raise.

According to the various reports on official news websites the authorities concerned are aware of the incident, which has also attracted the attention of SPCA Singapore, The Malaysian National Animal Welfare Foundation (MNWF) and the Veterinary Services Department, under the Agriculture and Agro-Based Industries Ministry in Putrajaya among others.

Many names linked to the video have been mentioned. But, all these claims have not been verified by the investigating departments. But from the links I read, it appeared the abusers have packed out of their home the minute their abusive video attracted world attention.
When the poodle goes back on all-fours the abuser picked him up and abused him again.
My bigger concern after watching the video is the reality that there are many abusers out there, in different forms, different guises and different temperaments.

This abuser abused a tiny, helpless creature. But what is he really like to his partner, his girlfriend, his fiancée, his wife?
After eight minutes of verbal and physical abuse, the poodle managed to stand on his hind legs for a few minutes, quivering in fear of the abuser.
You can hear the accomplice’s voice carrying a tinge of sadness as the abuser beat the helpless poodle to his fancy. And The Malaysian Insider’s report http://themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/dog-abuse-video-triggers-online-search-for-culprits justified my very thought; that she, while wanting to teach her poodle a trick or two, did not foresee how brutal the “training” can turn out to be from the abuser judging from her “alarmed” comments as reported in The Malaysian Insider.

But, it leaves her with no excuse to participate and when they are caught and brought to the hands of justice, she must be equally punished. I personally find accomplices to be worse criminals because they encourage these acts of violence carried out by someone clearly needing medical attention.
The poodle fell to the floor, limp, and the abuser poked at it and dragged it back to the table.
This is a dog abuser and his degree of insanity. But what about cat haters who boiled their cats or skin them alive? What do we think of rapists and child abusers?

The laws on these abusers and their acts of crime need to be changed and this call is clearly highlighted by The Star’s reporter Bavani M, who is also a passionate animal lover, in her report Animal Cruelty Laws Need More Bite (Mon, April 19, 2010) http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2010/4/19/central/6079740&sec=central

Quote: … anyone guilty of an offence of cruelty to animals shall be liable to a fine of RM200 or imprisonment for a term of six months or both. The sentence is too light and those found guilty hardly get the maximum sentence. Bavani M (Star reporter).
Is the current fine enough to teach abusers a much-needed lesson?
It is time for change.

January 25, 2011

Tony Roma's Sixth Outlet

Story & Photos: GOH EE KOON

Popular American casual dining chain Tony Roma's has chalked up another milestone in its expansion by launching its sixth outlet today, at 1 Mont' Kiara Mall, in an event that merged good food, some heartfelt entertainment and a gathering of old and new friends. This comes closely after opening their fifth outlet at Jalan Yap Kwan Seng about a month ago.
How about some entertainment?
While personalities like Amber Chia, Azura, Dennis Lau and Jojo Struys lent a little star power to the launch party, it was really the children from the National Autism Society of Malaysia (NASOM) that stole the show with their singing, first with a solo act singing a very impressive version of Les Miserables' I Dreamed A Dream, and then ending with staples like Michael Jackson's Heal the World and We Are the World.

NASOM's presence was a reminder to all present to remember the less fortunate, and indeed, are currently part of the restaurant chain's corporate social responsibility initiative.
Good food, good company and terrific ambience at Tony Roma's.
Starting today until Feb 28, the outlets will be selling Tony Roma's vouchers, with part of the sales to be channelled towards NASOM in order to help fund the autistic children's choir team for their ongoing training and rehearsals. The rationale behind this is to give children hope to further pursue their dream.

The restaurant chain, which is famous for its barbecued ribs, has embarked on an ambitious expansion plan under its master franchisee in Malaysia, Revenue Valley Group, which has also been granted rights to develop restaurants in Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, Indonesia and parts of China.
Big smiles from the bosses.
Group CEO of Revenue Valley George Ang told NewFlashMedia that by the end of this year, one more Tony Roma's restaurant will open, located within the greater Klang Valley. So far, there are no announced plans to shift the brand presence outside of the Klang Valley. The group, however, will be pushing the brand overseas.

"We've planned to open one outlet each in Pattaya, Bali and Shenzhen," Ang said, adding that Revenue Valley has obtained rights to represent the brand in Southern China. Over RM2.5 million has been allocated for each restaurant, which brings the total investment in new outlets topping RM10 million for this year.
Tony Roma's sixth outlet at 1 Mont' Kiara Mall during the opening.
Tony Roma's at 1 Mont' Kiara boasts over 6,000 sq ft of space, seating up to 250paxs at any one time. It also features a prominent bar - the Romarita bar.

TONY ROMA'S
1 Mont' Kiara
G-23A Ground Floor, Mont Kiara
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: +6 03 6203 0580
http://www.facebook.com/TRMALAYSIA 

Who for?

I have one simple question for my readers. Who are roads for: cars, pedestrians, blockades or tables? If you say "they're for all", wait till tomorrow and I'll tell you why you are so wrong!

Quote for Day 24

Cliparts: Mip Pssst Shoosh & Megaphone-OCAL
 I hate the sound of my own voice... - Bionic Woman

January 24, 2011

Blackberry Power

After the fun of trying to change my mobile phone provider, and yes, thanks for asking, I did succeed, I not only got a brand new provider but a nice shiny new toy as well, a Blackberry.

"It will change your life" people would tell me, and yes, I suspect, they were right.

Ok, we might use the analogy that you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but then again, this old bitch ain't that old, and I still have a few tricks up my sleeve. But, it is certainly a fundamental change in the way I have to think about structuring my information and storing things. Not to mention, all those new features, which my hardy old Samsung didn't have.

It’s fine to be honest, I like a new toy to play with, and I'm getting the hang of things. But my one complaint is that relentless little red light. It just doesn't stop.
Cliparts: Bull Gauche Stop-TECHNOARGIA / Handphone 2-Anonymous / Sharkot Ball-Chris

There's either a new message, an SMS, an e-mail, or something there to interrupt my chain of thought.

It's not that the little red light is not helpful, because it is nice to know that something is waiting for me, it is the compulsion that when you see the little red light, you just have to investigate.

True, that is definitely not the fault of the Blackberry (it is after all only doing its job), but it is my (our) fault for subconsciously letting that little red light influence us so much.

The power that light has over our behaviour. Can we leave it alone? No, its constant flashing knows a way at us, making us feel that something important lurks behind the darkened screen. When in reality, it's just another spam e-mail offering us viagra!

Tit Bits Malaysian Style

WHEN I made the decision to buy my condo unit in the Tropicana Utara area about six years ago it was purely based on the condo’s aesthetic value. I did not take into consideration the traffic woes the residents in the area have suffered over the years. It’s too late to make changes now as uprooting would be a bigger problem for me.

However there is one good thing about being in this location. I am surrounded by eateries! That solves a lot of problems for someone like me who doesn’t like spending much time in the kitchen.

When it comes to food I’m a fussy-pot. I never finish my food because I’m a small eater and the average serving for a dish in any eatery is still much too big for me. The other most important reason that attracts return customers is of course the taste factor. And taste is a big thing for me.
 Cheechah and its nice blue white and blue ambience.

For the past four months or so I have been frequenting a reasonably new outlet located in Kota Damansara, which has developed so rapidly as a thriving commercial area. Two of the most prominent businesses in the area are eateries and fashion outlets.

Being just a 10-minute drive from my place makes Kota Damansara a convenient favourite haunt for me. It is easy to find me whenever I’m not where I should be. Cheechah with its clean blue-white facade has even become my place for meet-ups with friends.
 
  Nice interior and furnishings at Cheechah.

The first time I was at Cheechah I ordered its Nasi Impit with Serunding Daging (Meat Floss) and Kuah Kacang (Pressed White Rice served with Peanut Gravy). This dish has become my regular order ever since. On the following visits the Tauhu Bakar (Stuffed Baked Tofu), Tahu Sumbat (Stuffed Tofu) and Chee Chung Fun, which is steamed flat noodles served with red sauce and sesame seeds have been added to the list.
My favourite Nasi Impit served with Serunding Daging and the traditional Kuah Kacang.

You may have noticed that the dishes I mentioned were mostly side dishes. That is because the servings are small and just enough to satiate my appetite during brunch.

My preferred drink to complement these dishes is my all-time favourite Hot Nescafe with milk although Cheechah boasts original, authentic Kemaman coffee brought fresh from Hai Peng Shop in Kemaman.

I am familiar with Kemaman, a district in Malaysia’s East Coast state Terengganu but I do not know where Hai Peng is or how famous it is among those who know of its popularity.
Chee Cheong Fun accompanied with a delicious Mango Smoothie.

Cheechah is based on the concept of a Malaysian lifestyle – enjoying afternoon tit bits with friends over good conversations. This is perhaps one of the reasons for its extensive menu, which features over 120 dishes and drinks altogether.

You get to eat at Cheechah all day as the opening hours stretch from 8am right up to midnight. So if you feel a rumbling in your tummy an hour before midnight you know you can still make it there to enjoy the offerings, which the owners dubbed the “authentic Malaysian Tapas”.

For me, it’s still THE outlet with the good old Malaysian recipes served in little but satisfying portions. One thing though that the people behind Cheechah need to do is maintain the consistency and quality of its dishes. That is still slightlyt lacking but which I’m sure is already seriously looked into by its enterprising owners.
Goreng Pisang served with Chilli Sauce.

As a parting note would Cheechah consider bringing back the authentic Malaysian Goreng Pisang we normally find at Goreng Pisang stalls – crisp and crunchy as well as that traditional Karipap recipe only found in the kampungs?
 
CHEECHAH
No. 2-1 Jalan PJU 5/4
Dataran Sunway
Kota Damansara
Petaling Jaya

Tel: +603 6148 3360
E-mail: host@cheechah.com
Sites: www.cheechah.com / www.facebook.com/cheechah

Biz Hrs: Mon-Sun (8am-midnight)

Quote for Day 23

Cliparts: Greedy Man-Johnny Automatic / Money 02-ART FAVOR
I like slave drivers who are good paymasters - Anon

January 23, 2011

Free the Chicken of Germs

Can you say "food poisoning"? Well, goood for you. I can too, but I certainly hope I don't have to.

I was in a well-known hyper store last night, where among other things they sell "fresh" meat. I put "fresh" in inverted commas, because honestly, when I look at it, there is nothing fresh, or safe, about it. You guessed it! This Sunday’s bitch is about food hygiene standards.

I am continuously appalled to see chicken displayed on ice in the middle of aisles for sale. It's not that there is anything wrong with the chicken per se, it is the unsanitary way in which it is displayed.

Imagine this, that yummy piece of chicken you're nibbling on has been touched by hundreds of hands, sneezed over by tens of people, and kept in temperature conditions that are not ideal for a meat that is not supposed to be exposed to different temperatures.

By the time the plethora of people has passed your piece of chicken, you finally get to have it to take home and cook.
Cliparts: Germ_3C-J ALVES / Chiken-PLACIDOAPS

Tiny little hands grabbing it and squeezing it (yes, I've seen that, and yes, parents should take much more responsibility for their kids in supermarkets), grown adults sneezing (stray bits of snot marinating the chicken to perfection), and who knows what else.

Isn't it time for better quality food hygiene standards?

How about starting with a temperature-controlled refrigeration device that keeps the chicken at a reasonable temperature rather than buckets of ice which get replenished every so often?

And how about keeping our chicken out of the reach of everyone who passes by?

It’s simple common-sense - have one person serve it.

Ok, that doesn't stop all that I've mentioned, but it does go a long way to reducing the possibility that your next meal is being contaminated by others because of their poor cleanliness.

Honestly, I can't buy chicken from the supermarket like this. It's too unhealthy and it poses too many risks. Once you've had food poisoning from bad chicken, trust me, you never want to have it again!

Quote for Day 22

Hand 21-ART FAVOR
My biggest weakness is waiting - Anon